General Jokes

Fart Powder - £0.60

Is exactly what it says on the packet! What you do to get a good FART is pour the contents into a glass of orange squash and stir it well. Give to friend who likes a good FART But be warned stand well clear because once they start, they won't stop.

Paul from our shop loves this one. He always blames it on the powder!

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Nail thru Finger - £0.60

A perfect trick to play on anyone who is squeemish!
Ever feel like no one pays you any attention? Well this joke will put pay to any thoughts like that. Just stand there holding this realistic nail through finger and start screaming. Youll have all the attention you could ask for. It pains me to sell it to you(HA. HA.) as I know you will have lots of fun with this joke.

Craig, our computer buff, loves this Joke

Floating Eyeball - £0.60

Pop this floating eyeball in a drink and watch their look of horror! Perfect for any time of the year but especially Halloween. Always keep one in your pocket as you will never know when you will want to play this joke. Another way to play this joke is to have your hands full (say carrying books) and ask a friend to reach into your pocket for a sweet. Imagine the horror on there face as they touch an Eyeball(FANTASTIC)

Amanda our buyer thinks its great

Black face soap - £0.70

Tired of always being the last one in the bathroom? This joke guarantees it will be worth the wait. Simply swap this for your normal soap, let someone else use the bathroom first and wait outside with a camera. Instant laughs/leverage!

Fart Whistle - £0.75

Blow this whistle to make a rude sound!
Stand behind someone and just blow the whistle, what a great way to embarrass someone and, even better, there's no smell
Sarah in the warehouse thinks these should be banned (We think she suffers with wind)

Magic Relight Candles - £0.75

The traditional magic re-light candles, watch them blow them out and then stare in amazement as they re-light!

Squirt Ring - £0.80

Show off this ring to your friends and squirt them with water!

Fart Cushion - £0.80

The original and still the best, whooppee cushion!
Take it to church, as I did, for a wedding. We all stood up for a hymn and when it was over, as the man in front of me went to sit down I quickly placed a whooppee cushion beneath him. Well you can imagine everyone in the church collapsed with laughter, that is, everyone except the man in front of me.
(True story from the Boss)MY ARSE

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Blood Capsules - £0.80

Perfect for giving that bloodied look!
Place one of the blood capsules in your mouth,then get a friend a(really good friend)to PRETEND to hit you in the mouth. At which point you cover your mouth with your hand and chew the blood capsule. Take your hand away and let the pretend blood dribble from your mouth. Don't do it in front of Grandma, she might faint.

Snappy gum - £0.85

Offer a friend a piece of chewing gum and your friend will yell while you laugh.
Once youve played this joke once or twice people get wise to it. So be smarter than them place a real piece of chewing gum in the packet.You take the gum to show them it's good whilst they take the piece that snaps on their finger.

Kerry who used to work for us but ran away with the circus loved this joke.