General Jokes

Fart Powder - £0.60

Is exactly what it says on the packet! What you do to get a good FART is pour the contents into a glass of orange squash and stir it well. Give to friend who likes a good FART But be warned stand well clear because once they start, they won't stop.

Paul from our shop loves this one. He always blames it on the powder!

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Black face soap - £0.70

Tired of always being the last one in the bathroom? This joke guarantees it will be worth the wait. Simply swap this for your normal soap, let someone else use the bathroom first and wait outside with a camera. Instant laughs/leverage!

Snot - £0.90

Perfect for that eugh factor!!
Pretend to sneeze and have the fake snot ready in your hand, you can then put the fake snot in your nose then move your hand away, or just move your hand away and let people see the snot in your hands.
When Stacey from the store sneezes we never know if her snot is real or fake.

Squirt Ring - £0.99

Show off this ring to your friends and squirt them with water!

Fart Whistle - £0.99

Blow this whistle to make a rude sound!
Stand behind someone and just blow the whistle, what a great way to embarrass someone and, even better, there's no smell
Sarah in the warehouse thinks these should be banned (We think she suffers with wind)

Fart Cushion - £1.20

The original and still the best, whooppee cushion!
Take it to church, as I did, for a wedding. We all stood up for a hymn and when it was over, as the man in front of me went to sit down I quickly placed a whooppee cushion beneath him. Well you can imagine everyone in the church collapsed with laughter, that is, everyone except the man in front of me.
(True story from the Boss)MY ARSE

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Blood Capsules - £1.20

Perfect for giving that bloodied look!
Place one of the blood capsules in your mouth,then get a friend a(really good friend)to PRETEND to hit you in the mouth. At which point you cover your mouth with your hand and chew the blood capsule. Take your hand away and let the pretend blood dribble from your mouth. Don't do it in front of Grandma, she might faint.

Cig Bangers - £1.20

Pop one of these in your friends cigarettes and watch them jump!
Not recomended to do: A lad came into the shop one day with a black eye I asked him how he got it, he explained that he came into the shop yesterday and bought a packet of cigarette bangers. His father rolled his own ciggies so while his dad was out he opened his tobbaco tin and put all the cig bangers in. His dad came back and rolled a ciggy lit it and then it blew up whilst in his mouth. Thats how to get a black eye. Anymore smart arsed jokes mister?

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Fake Car Scratch - £1.20

Perfect trick to play on the person whose car is their pride and joy!

Peel of this car scratch sticker from the packet and stick onto a friend's car, but stick it somewhere that they are going to see it straight away. Watch their face as they see their car has been scratched.
Frequently asked question: Does the scratch harm the paintwork? The answer is no, it is completely harmless

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Magic Relight Candles - £1.20

The traditional magic re-light candles, watch them blow them out and then stare in amazement as they re-light!