General Jokes

Fart Powder - £0.60

Is exactly what it says on the packet! What you do to get a good FART is pour the contents into a glass of orange squash and stir it well. Give to friend who likes a good FART But be warned stand well clear because once they start, they won't stop.

Paul from our shop loves this one. He always blames it on the powder!

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Black face soap - £0.70

Tired of always being the last one in the bathroom? This joke guarantees it will be worth the wait. Simply swap this for your normal soap, let someone else use the bathroom first and wait outside with a camera. Instant laughs/leverage!

Squirt Ring - £0.80

Show off this ring to your friends and squirt them with water!

Blood Capsules - £0.80

Perfect for giving that bloodied look!
Place one of the blood capsules in your mouth,then get a friend a(really good friend)to PRETEND to hit you in the mouth. At which point you cover your mouth with your hand and chew the blood capsule. Take your hand away and let the pretend blood dribble from your mouth. Don't do it in front of Grandma, she might faint.

Snappy gum - £0.85

Offer a friend a piece of chewing gum and your friend will yell while you laugh.
Once youve played this joke once or twice people get wise to it. So be smarter than them place a real piece of chewing gum in the packet.You take the gum to show them it's good whilst they take the piece that snaps on their finger.

Kerry who used to work for us but ran away with the circus loved this joke.

Snot - £0.90

Perfect for that eugh factor!!
Pretend to sneeze and have the fake snot ready in your hand, you can then put the fake snot in your nose then move your hand away, or just move your hand away and let people see the snot in your hands.
When Stacey from the store sneezes we never know if her snot is real or fake.

Magic Disappearing Ink - £0.90

The classic disappearing ink!
True Story.
A man left our shop after purchashing several items, one of the items being this ink. He went to a nearby pub to join his friends who had no idea he had been to the joke shop. One of the party had a white cotton shirt on, which the guy with the jokes poured the ink all down the front of. The man in the white shirt went raving mad and chased his friend all around the pub. After several minutes of running they noticed that the ink had dissapeared. The result: all the party came back to the shop to purchase some more ink to take home.

Pack of Two Fake Cigarettes - £0.95

A pack of two fake cigarettes.
These Fake cigarettes look so real Gemma from sales went into a shop with one in her hand and a shop assistant pointed to a no smoking sign and asked her to leave the store.
(And that story is as true as I'm riding my bike)

(Remember only mugs smoke real cigarettes)

Fart Whistle - £0.99

Blow this whistle to make a rude sound!
Stand behind someone and just blow the whistle, what a great way to embarrass someone and, even better, there's no smell
Sarah in the warehouse thinks these should be banned (We think she suffers with wind)

Magic Relight Candles - £0.99

The traditional magic re-light candles, watch them blow them out and then stare in amazement as they re-light!