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Fart Cushion

Fart Cushion £1.20

Description of Fart Cushion

The original and still the best, whooppee cushion!
Take it to church, as I did, for a wedding. We all stood up for a hymn and when it was over, as the man in front of me went to sit down I quickly placed a whooppee cushion beneath him. Well you can imagine everyone in the church collapsed with laughter, that is, everyone except the man in front of me.
(True story from the Boss)MY ARSE

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