Exploding Jokes

Single Shot Caps - £0.69

The original single shot caps, quantity 80 per packet. Packaging may differ from illustration. Perfect for all exploding jokes and any toy gun that takes the single shots.

Exploding Matches - £1.00

Isn't it annoying when the same person keeps asking you for a light? well, give them one of these matches and it will really hack them off.

8 Shot Caps - £1.00

Packet of 8 shot caps. Packet contains 160 shots. Packaging may vary from illustration. Ideal for any toy gun that takes the 8 shot caps.

Cig Bangers - £1.20

Pop one of these in your friends cigarettes and watch them jump!
Not recomended to do: A lad came into the shop one day with a black eye I asked him how he got it, he explained that he came into the shop yesterday and bought a packet of cigarette bangers. His father rolled his own ciggies so while his dad was out he opened his tobbaco tin and put all the cig bangers in. His dad came back and rolled a ciggy lit it and then it blew up whilst in his mouth. Thats how to get a black eye. Anymore smart arsed jokes mister?

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Detonator (big bang) - £1.30

Perfect when you want to make someone jump! This is our boss's all time favourite joke.
People might know you have a detonator but they dont know where you have put it. For instance, under the toilet seat, in the jam of the door, anywhere that moves you can put the big bang detonator. Try under a stapler at work or under someone's beer in the pub. But be assured it doesn't matter where you put it you are going to annoy someone.
Don't forget to order single shot caps for your detonator.

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Exploding Lighter - £1.80

A perfect trick to use on your smoker friends!
Just leave this exploding lighter on the bar and when someone asks for a light tell to help themselves. Stand clear, its loud, other people might drop their drinks

Don't forget to order some spare caps (single shot) to go with this item.

Exploding Pen - £1.80

Make your writing go with a bang!
Fed up with people asking to borrow a pen, well this will cure it. As soon as they take the top off (BANG), I bet they wont ask to use your pen again.
Dont forget to order single shot caps.

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Exploding Bottle Opener - £2.25

Exploding bottle opener! Don't forget to order your single shot caps!
Its amazing how many people don't own a bottle opener. So where one is needed just leave it hanging around and I guarantee it will be picked up very quickly. Then watch your victims face, you would have thought a bomb went off.

Stacy in sales loves a drink but she likes this joke more.

If you have a drink problem ring 0800 and bore someone else.

Exploding Gum - £2.40

Offer your friends a piece of this gum and watch them jump!
And boy will they jump. Our manager, Paul, has just given up smoking,and he always has a piece of chewing on him ,but recently he has taken to carrying this joke gum with him so now nobody wants to take his gum.

Dont forget to order single shot caps with this item.