Classical Jokes

Itching powder - £0.60

A good joke is to sprinkle just a little onto the toilet seat. Or how about sprinkle a little into someones bed especially good fun if they are newly Weds.
Come on, really use your imagination. Pop a little into your mate's sock,leave a little on a door handle, inside mums washing up gloves or why not put a little on dads hanky.
Fire your imagination and you will have lots of fun.

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Fart Powder - £0.60

Is exactly what it says on the packet! What you do to get a good FART is pour the contents into a glass of orange squash and stir it well. Give to friend who likes a good FART But be warned stand well clear because once they start, they won't stop.

Paul from our shop loves this one. He always blames it on the powder!

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Floating Eyeball - £0.60

Pop this floating eyeball in a drink and watch their look of horror! Perfect for any time of the year but especially Halloween. Always keep one in your pocket as you will never know when you will want to play this joke. Another way to play this joke is to have your hands full (say carrying books) and ask a friend to reach into your pocket for a sweet. Imagine the horror on there face as they touch an Eyeball(FANTASTIC)

Amanda our buyer thinks its great

Single Shot Caps - £0.69

The original single shot caps, quantity 80 per packet. Packaging may differ from illustration. Perfect for all exploding jokes and any toy gun that takes the single shots.

Black face soap - £0.70

Tired of always being the last one in the bathroom? This joke guarantees it will be worth the wait. Simply swap this for your normal soap, let someone else use the bathroom first and wait outside with a camera. Instant laughs/leverage!

Squirt Chewing Gum - £0.70

Offer a piece of this chewing gum and squirt them with water instead!

Fart Whistle - £0.75

Blow this whistle to make a rude sound!
Stand behind someone and just blow the whistle, what a great way to embarrass someone and, even better, there's no smell
Sarah in the warehouse thinks these should be banned (We think she suffers with wind)

Fart Cushion - £0.80

The original and still the best, whooppee cushion!
Take it to church, as I did, for a wedding. We all stood up for a hymn and when it was over, as the man in front of me went to sit down I quickly placed a whooppee cushion beneath him. Well you can imagine everyone in the church collapsed with laughter, that is, everyone except the man in front of me.
(True story from the Boss)MY ARSE

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Snappy gum - £0.85

Offer a friend a piece of chewing gum and your friend will yell while you laugh.
Once youve played this joke once or twice people get wise to it. So be smarter than them place a real piece of chewing gum in the packet.You take the gum to show them it's good whilst they take the piece that snaps on their finger.

Kerry who used to work for us but ran away with the circus loved this joke.

Snot - £0.90

Perfect for that eugh factor!!
Pretend to sneeze and have the fake snot ready in your hand, you can then put the fake snot in your nose then move your hand away, or just move your hand away and let people see the snot in your hands.
When Stacey from the store sneezes we never know if her snot is real or fake.