Classical Jokes

Fart Powder - £0.60

Is exactly what it says on the packet! What you do to get a good FART is pour the contents into a glass of orange squash and stir it well. Give to friend who likes a good FART But be warned stand well clear because once they start, they won't stop.

Paul from our shop loves this one. He always blames it on the powder!

If you need advice on this or any other subject ring now on 01485-532016

Black face soap - £0.70

Tired of always being the last one in the bathroom? This joke guarantees it will be worth the wait. Simply swap this for your normal soap, let someone else use the bathroom first and wait outside with a camera. Instant laughs/leverage!

Snot - £0.90

Perfect for that eugh factor!!
Pretend to sneeze and have the fake snot ready in your hand, you can then put the fake snot in your nose then move your hand away, or just move your hand away and let people see the snot in your hands.
When Stacey from the store sneezes we never know if her snot is real or fake.

Fart Whistle - £0.99

Blow this whistle to make a rude sound!
Stand behind someone and just blow the whistle, what a great way to embarrass someone and, even better, there's no smell
Sarah in the warehouse thinks these should be banned (We think she suffers with wind)

Itching powder - £0.99

A good joke is to sprinkle just a little onto the toilet seat. Or how about sprinkle a little into someones bed especially good fun if they are newly Weds.
Come on, really use your imagination. Pop a little into your mate's sock,leave a little on a door handle, inside mums washing up gloves or why not put a little on dads hanky.
Fire your imagination and you will have lots of fun.

If you need our help please phone us on 01485-532016

Single Shot Caps - £0.99

The original single shot caps, quantity 80 per packet. Packaging may differ from illustration. Perfect for all exploding jokes and any toy gun that takes the single shots.

Dino glasses - £1.20

Glasses with the eyes already in them. Perfect for those hungover days and a fun accessory!

Trick Slide in Dagger - £1.20

The one and only trick slide in dagger!
Pretend that your going to end it all and slowly press this trick dagger into your chest.

Fart Sweets - £1.20

Offer one of these sweets to trick your friends!
These harmless sweets can be left around because no one can resist a sweet. But dont you go away, stick around and hear the fun.

Ingredients.
Sugar, glucose, citric acid, liquorice paste, flavouring, colours E155.

If you feel a fart coming on why not share it with us at 01485-532016 and get a load of your...ahem, mind

Stink Bombs - £1.20

Silent but deadly!
This joke is older than our boss and his imagination runs riot when it comes to stink bombs, he used to put them through neighbours letter boxes, on the school bus,
in school toilets in fact anywhere that would annoy other people. To this day he still annoys people