Adult jokes

A present for my little friend - £1.50

A very small condom for a very small friend!

Jumbo Johnny - £1.80

Perfect for the man who says "it's this BIG"!

Survival kit - £1.99

A cigarette and match safely stored away in a glass tube. In case of emergency break glass.

Pecker whistle - £2.40

A novelty whistle in the shape of a pecker. What better way to attract attention to yourself than blowing on a pecker on your night out!

Pecker ice tray - £2.50

A tray that makes novelty shaped ice. What better way to raise a chuckle at a party or hen night than by surprising your guests by putting a pecker in their drink. An ice one of course, not your own!

Midnight snack - £2.50

A great joke to play on someone. Ask your friend/spouse if they fancy a sandwich and watch the look on their face when the see the meaty filling!

Cigarette packet stickers - £2.50

Hide those deppressing health warnings on your cigarette packets with these amusing stickers. Who wants to let everyone know that they are going to have a slow painful death when you could be warning them about the size of your manhood.

Over the hill stain removal kit - £2.50

Have you lost control over your bowels either due to old age or copious quantities of drink? Fed up with having to burn your pants? Well you should be ashamed of yourself. Well, joke shop to the rescue. With this new stain removal kit you can just paint over the stains and hey presto, you're good to go! Only available in white unfortunately. A great alternative to only buying brown pants!

Dashboard dicky - £2.50

Cheer yourself up on your drive to work with a small willy that bounces away on your dashboard.

Hen Night Dare Cards - £3.00

A set of dare cards to make your hen night go with a swing! Perfect for that final debauched night of freedom. Just don't let the groom know!