Adult jokes

A present for my little friend - £1.50

A very small condom for a very small friend!

Over the hill ear hair remover - £2.49

We've all seen them, old people with hairy ears! What you get in this kit is basically a large pair of tweezers. Give someone a hint or get a kit in ready for yourself so you can make sure people can continue to look you in the eye and not stare at your ears!

Stud mug - £3.00

A mug with a difference! This large mug comes with a penis shaped handle so you can have something familiar to get to grips with in the morning!

Hen Night Dare Cards - £3.00

A set of dare cards to make your hen night go with a swing! Perfect for that final debauched night of freedom. Just don't let the groom know!

Pecker ice tray - £3.30

A tray that makes novelty shaped ice. What better way to raise a chuckle at a party or hen night than by surprising your guests by putting a pecker in their drink. An ice one of course, not your own!

Pecker whistle - £3.60

A novelty whistle in the shape of a pecker. What better way to attract attention to yourself than blowing on a pecker on your night out!

Over the hill constipation kit - £3.60

Getting on a bit? Bowels no longer working as they used to? Or maybe just not getting enough fibre in your diet? Then strain no more with our Constipation kit. If the lube does'nt ease it out then the dynamite stick surely will!!

(Note - not real dynamite, that would just be silly!)

Over the hill magnivision glasses - £3.60

Are you at the stage where you can't see where you've put things? Do you have to sit with your nose touching the windscreen when you drive? Sick of walking into things and breaking your hip? Then these extra thick magnifying glasses are just what you need. Make sure you remember where you left them though otherwise you'll need to buy a second pair to find your first pair!

Over the hill prostate exam kit - £3.60

Need to check your prostate? Too embarassed or scared to got to the doctor? Well, fear no more. You can now check yourself out with this home prostate examination kit. Just use the lube and finger included and do the job yourself with the added benefit of no long waiting lists. For that extra authentic 'just been to the doctor' feeling why not use your fist instead!!

Blow up Sheep - £3.60

Whether you love sheep or inflatables, this inflatable sheep is sure to raise a smile and makes an ideal gift for that...ahem..."unique" person at work!