Adult jokes

Pet horny toad - £1.25

A horny toad in a box. Just lift the lid and find out just how horny he is! Suitable for adults only.

Pecker earrings - £1.50

Pecker earrings, one way to ensure the bride to be gets noticed on her hen night. Cover her in willies, she might not get another chance!

Sexy lipstick - £1.50

A lipstick tube with a difference! Just open the lipstick and out pops a willy!

A present for my little friend - £1.50

A very small condom for a very small friend!

Jumbo Johnny - £1.80

Perfect for the man who says "it's this BIG"!

Survival kit - £1.99

A cigarette and match safely stored away in a glass tube. In case of emergency break glass.

Pecker whistle - £2.40

A novelty whistle in the shape of a pecker. What better way to attract attention to yourself than blowing on a pecker on your night out!

Cigarette packet stickers - £2.50

Hide those deppressing health warnings on your cigarette packets with these amusing stickers. Who wants to let everyone know that they are going to have a slow painful death when you could be warning them about the size of your manhood.

Pecker wine bottle stopper - £2.50

Keep your wine safe and fun at the same time with this penis shaped bottle stopper. Please make sure you remove stopper before drinking or you could end up being the laughing stock of your party!

Pecker ice tray - £2.50

A tray that makes novelty shaped ice. What better way to raise a chuckle at a party or hen night than by surprising your guests by putting a pecker in their drink. An ice one of course, not your own!